Nintendon't What Nintendo Do...Fuck

Have you ever wished someone would chronicle Nintendo's entire 119 year history? Well, as they say in the business, "The past is past; the future is now."

If you've tried playing your Wii or DS online, you probably realized Nintendo wi-fi doesn't work too well with your router. It might work for a few rounds of Smash Bros., but then comes the crash. I know, it's a bitch. You might not have experienced this problem, had you been of the lucky few to purchase the Nintendo Wi-fi Connector for the Windows PC before its discontinuation long ago. Luckily, Nintendo has finally come to its senses (kinda). They just announced the Nintendo Wii/DS wi-fi router. The great thing about this piece of equipment is the amout of customization it comes with. You can hook it up to your PC, and use it like a normal router. You can hook it up to the Wii, and it will connect to other wireless routers. You can stand it upsidedown. You can look at it. It even has a sweetass switch on its backside. The possibilities are endless. The best part of it? It retails for only $53, unless, that is, if you live in Japan, where you'll be paying ¥5800, which is about $53.998 right now. (More information.)



So, what do Mario and Family Guy have in common?